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The following is a beautiful comment I received that I just had to share with you all. Hope it elicits a laugh from you as it did from me.

“Poor girl doesn’t know how to eat…She is literally eating avocados and tortillas everyday, lol…

What a sad way to live life, from a culinary perspective. Even if you are a vegan or whatever the care is, you can eat way better than that…

Idk, I couldn’t eat that way, unless I had to, like some Roman pleb. That’s some straight pleb f*ckery. Learn how to cook. It’ll be attractive to guys too. I’m pretty sure no dude wants a chick that only knows how to wrap mashed up avocado in a f*ckin’ tortilla and call it “food”.

I don’t understand how you can do derivatives in high school, but can’t use google to cook yourself a decent meal…”

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